The Good, The Bad and The Critic

Established on March 19th, 2012 and pioneered by film fanatic Michael J. Carlisle. The Good, The Bad and The Critic will analyze classic and contemporary films from all corners of the globe. This title references Sergei Leone's influential spaghetti western The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Home Alone Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Home Alone
Year: 1990
Director: Chris Columbus
Country: US
Language: English
When Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert decided to review Chris Columbus' Home Alone when it hit theaters they were initially disappointed; thinking the film was frivolous, too goofy and just not entertaining enough to succeed. They wondered why John Hughes, director of Sixteen Candles and Breakfast Club, could write such a bad flick. However they eventually admitted they were wrong when it became the highest grossing comedy of all time and a Christmas classic.

This picture is about An 8-year-old boy named Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas and must defend his home against two idiotic burglars.

One appeal the film has is the incredible use of slapstick comedy. Slapstick is humor involving exaggerated physical activity which exceeds the boundaries of common sense; it has entertained film-goers for as long as there has been film. The slapstick is most prominent when Kevin McCallister is foiling the baddies (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) plot to rob his home. He lays plenty of traps; ornaments, buckets, fire and a rusty nail among others. The "wet bandits" fall into them and their pain adds to the humor of the picture.

Home Alone taps into the consciousness of both parent and child. Most young children's main fear is being home alone, having no parents to ensure your safety. Most parents' main fear is losing your child halfway across the world. Writer John Hughes exploits those fears and then abolishes them. Parent has no need to worry because their children are very smart and can foil the bad guys' plot, children have no need to worry because being home alone is fun. It involves eating ice-cream, sledding down the stairs and screaming in a mirror after putting on aftershave. In addition it's a Christmas flick with plenty of non-religious holiday music that is designed to appeal to the vast majority of the North American public.

In conclusion, though it's a family affair, Home Alone is fun to watch regardless of what age you are. Its themes are relevant, however in post 9/11 era an airport would be much trickier to get through and Kevin's mom would surely be interrogated for 7 hours after screaming "KEVIN!" in the middle of a flight from Chicago to Paris. If you're going to watch any Christmas movie during the holidays, then this should be one of them. 
Praise it! 4/5

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Manhattan Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Manhattan
Year: 1979
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English


In 1977 Annie Hall swept the Oscars, beating George Lucas' epic yet tame Star Wars for a number of awards including Best Picture. It not only shaped fashion, but the movie industry as a whole. The romantic comedy genre took a unique turn and would never be the same again. His follow up to this masterpiece was another masterpiece; Manhattan. It would be nominated for two Oscars, unfortunately winning none, but it was going up against Apocalypse Now. Despite this, the picture is still relevant.

A divorced New Yorker (Woody Allen) currently dating a high-schooler (Mariel Hemingway) brings himself to look for love in the mistress (Diane Keaton) of his best friend instead. 

Manhattan serves as Woody Allen's valentine to the city he calls home. The opening montage - a sequence of shots of Manhattan set to the stirring strains of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" - paints a portrait that is both ordinary and sublime: life in the big city. There's a timeless quality to the black and white images, as well each location is an anthology of Manhattan shrines. The characters visit various important places, they also go to art movies while discussing the quality of Ingmar Bergman movies. Allen insists that he should not belong in Keaton's "hall of the over-rated". The picture could easily be an excuse for a tourism commercial, but because of Woody's writing it is so much more. 

Allen analyzes the true nature of love, going far beyond any traditional romantic comedy would. He feels feels uncomfortable with his young girlfriend's affection, insisting that a relationship between them - a young girl who really hasn't started living and a middle-aged man - has no future.Of course, like most people, he doesn't know what he truly wants until it is gone. Although he insists that the end of love is not the end of life. Near the end of the film, in a deep state of despair, he comes up with a list of things worth living and finds a pretty decent amount. 

In conclusion, Manhattan is a brilliant Allen hybrid; it is a fine mix of comedy and drama. Allen demonstrates how insecurity and immaturity can ruin a relationship, while also showing the alternative. This is Allen in peak form, deftly mastering and making us truly wondering why color is even needed in modern cinema. Praise it! 5/5

Sleeper Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Sleeper
Year: 1973
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English


In the Science Fiction genre of film, there are magnificent dramas. Blade Runner, Solaris and Moon captured the imagination of millions. However, there are very few Science Fiction comedies. I can think of three off the bat; Mel Brook's Space Balls, Ron Underwood's horrendous The Adventures of Pluto Nash and Woody Allen's Sleeper. While Brooks picture is good satire, the funniest of the three has to be Sleeper. That is what I shall review now.

In the film a clarinet player  (Woody Allen) who also runs a health food store is frozen and brought back in the future by anti-government radicals in order to assist them in their attempts to overthrow an oppressive government.

Director Woody Allen not only wanted to make an imaginative sci-fi fantasy, but also a plausible one. During a lunchtime meeting with famed novel writer Issac Asimov (I, Robot) they confirmed the scientific feasibility of his screenplay ideas. He also consulted with leading science fiction writer Ben Bova to make sure that some of his futuristic predictions were feasible. Indeed Allen's future seems distant, but not too distant. The gadgets, with exception of the Orgasmitron Booths, designed to replace sex, are plausible. Unlike futuristic films like Back to the Future II, Sleeper doesn't depend on technology to sell the plot. Rather it's focused on its story and characters, which are a mix of Orwell and Woody. 

The futuristic society is comprised of people who have no historical references for the events of the past 200 years, as their leader has undoubtedly outlawed certain forms of knowledge that could lead to rebellion.They need Allen's unfrozen character to give them this knowledge back, though his synopsis of certain events are clever and not at all accurate. This of course is due to Allen's brilliant screenwriting that delivers gag after gag in a very natural way. Some of the humor can be dated, certainly most people living in the twenty-first century won't get all the jokes, but overall it's side-splitting. 

In conclusion, Sleeper is a remarkable Allen hit that certainly makes its mark. It likely won't make anybody's "top ten" list as Allen has made much greater and much more serious and philosophical works, but as a comedy it is fine on its own. The movie has a lunatic decadence to it, and a kind of nostalgic abandon, It's silly and edgy at the same time. Praise it! 4/5

Radio Days Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Radio Days
Year: 1987
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English 

In 1973 Italian master film-maker Federico Fellini made his most personal film, Amarcord. It was a nostalgic period piece about growing up in fascist Italy. In 1987 Woody Allen did something similar; making a film about his own childhood called Radio Days. It was also a nostalgic tribute to the "Golden Age of Radio", this refers to a period of radio programming in the United States lasting from the proliferation of radio broadcasting in the early 1920s until television's replacement of radio.

Radio Days is Woody Allen's sentimental reminiscence about the golden age of radio. A series of vignettes involving radio personalities is intertwined with the life of a working class family in Rockaway Beach, NY circa 1942.

The film is a joy to watch, despite the fact that it takes place during the hardest decades of the Twentieth Century, Allen presents a time when America was dealing with the Great Depression, its after effects and the horrible event that was World War II. Just like our memories would be shaped by significant movie events, Allen's life is shaped by significant radio events. He transports the audience to his past consciously, mixing present reflections with the unadulterated spirit of his memories. Re-telling them not only reveals how one thinks life once was, but also oneself and the knowledge that these times are no longer physically accessible.

Is it an incredibly accurate picture? Likely not. The characters have to be exaggerated in order to fully be dramatic people onscreen. Memories also fade and are distorted by time. Almost everybody remembers the past fondly, regardless if it was actually "good". Also a child experiences things much different than an adult does. Regardless, Allen's flick is full of sad, sweet and funny vignettes. In one scene Allen's uncle goes to the neighbor's house to tell them to turn down the radio, only to come back hours later with communist ideals "it's not race vs race, it's the worker vs the owner!" 

In conclusion, with Radio Days Allen exemplifies the importance of Radio and gives a strong argument for why talk radio changed the world more than any other medium. The acting is tremendous and Allen's voice over contributes positively to the picture. At only 84 minutes, this is either a brisk walk down memory lane or a chance encounter with a world that once was. Praise it! 4/5

Friday, December 20, 2013

Hannah and Her Sisters Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Hannah and Her Sisters
Year: 1986
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English

This week I've decided to watch every Woody Allen flick that I haven't seen before. A month ago I would have said that I had seen the best Allen had to offer, but now I realize that I've missed a lot. Among those were Zelig, Deconstructing Harry and, arguably Allen's best, Hannah and Her Sisters. It's quite a remarkable film that won Dianne Wiest her first Oscar, the second she won in another Allen picture called Bullets Over Broadway.

Between two Thanksgivings, Hannah's Husband (Michael Caine) falls in love with her sister Lee (Barbara Hershey), while her hypochondriac ex-husband (Woody Allen) rekindles his relationship with her sister Holly (Dianne Wiest). 

Hannah and Her Sisters has a sub-plot that is just as unique as the main story. A hypochondriac, played by the delirious Woody Allen, fears that he is going to die very shortly. Eventually he finds out that he's perfectly happy, but that life is meaningless. Meandering from religion to religion he eventually decides to kill himself, but then watches a Groucho Marx movie and realizes that maybe the only reason to live is to simply enjoy life. I apologize for spoiling the subplot of a 27 year old film, but I found his conclusion remarkable. It was a brilliantly written sub-story, loaded in existential philosophy, and it could have been its own feature length picture. Instead it works to strengthen the core plot and seems to weave effortlessly with it.

The screenplay for Hannah and Her Sisters is so remarkable that a group was rallying for it to be seriously considered for a Pulitzer prize. It was not awarded that, but it did win "Best Screenplay" at the Academy Awards that year. Though there are several main characters, each of them is handled with utmost care and contribute greatly to the story. They are all very human, each with strength and flaws, and neither becomes a caricature. Nobody is "evil" or "good", rather they are shades of grey, and Allen asks us to care for all of them. This is one of Allen's least Bergman-esque pictures, but has a perfect balance of light and dark, tension and humor. The ending seems incredibly optimistic at first, but it is shrouded in mystery.

In conclusion, Hannah and Her Sisters is among Allen's greatest achievements. It's not as influential as Annie Hall, but I'd argue that it's the smarter of the two. Is there any Director that is better than Woody Allen at making a realistic human drama? It's hard to tell. He can entertain us, make us cry and often make us do both. This is a film that makes us do exactly that. Praise it! 5/5

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Modern Times Mega Review- By Michael Carlisle



 Title: Modern Times
Year: 1936
Director: Charles Chaplin
Country: US
Language: English

As of Dec 17th, 2013 I have seen Charles Chaplin's Modern Times  at least ten times and find myself finding something new to enjoy with every experience. I bought the Criterion Collection edition quite some time ago and find myself having the urge to write about it every so often. Though this review is quite long, I assure you it is worth the time and effort to read. This will not be my last analysis on the picture, or of Chaplin's life, I intend to keep adding to it until I've said all that can be said about this magnificent treasure. 

Just a brief introduction to the plot of Modern Times, it stars Charles Chaplin as his beloved character The Tramp. In this he struggles to live in modern industrial society with the help of a young homeless woman (Paulette Godard) .

In the early part of the twentieth century Chaplin built an empire of a career in silent cinema. He created his own character, The Tramp, a purely silent character that could not exist in a world of sound.  This wasn’t a problem for most of his life until 1927 and the Warner Brothers film that changed everything came along. The Jazz Singer became an international sensation, though it wasn’t 100% talkie, it still left audiences around the world in awe with the first ever recorded dialogue seen on the silver screen. 

The Jazz Singer took Hollywood by storm and created an intense demand by the public for films that were all talkie.  Many major studios rushed their newly created talkies into theatres, hoping that the trend would make them quick cash. Unfortunately many studios were unable to get the sound equipment to work properly and as a result many pictures released during the early period of sound were complete garbage and ultimately forgotten about over-time. Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly’s 1952 musical classic Singin’ in the Rain made fun of this period.

Early sound films suffered from many technical drawbacks; in addition to the limited movement, cameras at the time were extremely noisy and were interfering with shooting, there were difficulties syncing the actors’ mouths to the dialogue, and the demand for screenwriters to write an enormous amount of dialogue, at least compared to the silent period, was high & created a lot of stress. Many actors could not make the jump; some stars, like the German Emil Jannings found that their accent was too difficult to overcome and would not be successful with an American audience.  The demand to do a tremendous amount of voice coaching was too much for some to bear. D.W Griffith’s lead lady Lilian Gish decided she would rather take a decade off to do theater instead.

The ultimate antithesis to sound film was Charlie Chaplin himself. He was too rich and powerful to succumb to the public’s demand, go broke from not supporting the system and/or fade into obscurity, even despite the stock market crash of 1929. During that year Chaplin stated that “Talkies are ruining the great beauty of silence. They are defeating the meaning of the screen.” He also thought that talkies were too limiting, with sound the tramp could only be seen in the US, with silence the tramp could be seen across the world entire. Silent pictures had no borders or language barriers, they were accessible to all people because movement and facial expression was universal.

In 1931 Chaplin would stay true to his word, creating a dialogue-free City Lights, a film about a blind flower girl who mistakes the Tramp for an incredibly wealthy man. It is no coincidence that at the very beginning of the film, the “words” that come out of the rich people’s mouths are incoherent babbling. Throughout his career Chaplin always compared the bourgeoisie with oppression, now he was comparing sound film to oppression. The evils of the labour market in his capitalistic society have created an inferior product know as sound cinema, and now seek to destroy the silence Chaplin loved. The Tramp, of course, will not stand for such injustice.

By the mid-1930s Chaplin’s political opinions were well known to the public, thus they became essential to his image as a star. During his world tour, in which he had visited pretty much all of Europe, China and Bali, incredibly famous and influential men willingly met with Chaplin to discuss world politics. This was not a shock to Chaplin as he had always been adored by great thinkers, often being the host to luxurious and decadent parties. While he was relentlessly pursued by great thinkers, he was also stalked by a foreboding presence, the American Federal Bureau of Investigation. The FBI had a file on him since 1919 and was waiting for him to slip up. Though Chaplin’s political views were not that controversial, at worst they could be considered “Marxist”, he didn’t really like to tell people about which party he belonged to, in retrospect that may have been the best thing for him to do as he was denied re-entry in 1952 because the FBI said they had a “pretty good case against him”.
 
While Chaplin was on his world tour it seemed like an incredible amount of history was happening around him. Back in America the depression which began in 1929 with the collapse of the Stock Market was getting worse and reaching farther corners of the globe, Hitler and his Nazi regime were gaining great influence over the lives of the German people, and Gandhi’s civil disobedience was driving England mad. Chaplin was learning more about the world’s suffering, thinking more about real socio-economic issues and reconsidering his views. Of course, it wasn’t until his meeting with Gandhi did his political mind get a real intellectual boost and perhaps change the course of Chaplin’s entire life.
 

On September 22nd, 1930 the world famous Comedian named Chaplin met with the considerably more famous Mahatma Gandhi in a poor neighborhood in London. Chaplin initially remarked to Gandhi, “I should like to know why you’re opposed to machinery. After all, it’s the natural outcome of man’s genius and is part of his evolutionary process.” Gandhi would disagree, stating that, “I wish to make our people independent of industry, which is the weapon the Western world holds over us.” Though Chaplin refused to agree with Gandhi at the time, the conversation with the Mahatma stuck with him and he would reflect on it for the rest of his life. His next film Modern Times (1936) would be a clear sign that Gandhi's words had given him a new outlook on life, as the entire film is a bold cry against authority and the machinery that had ruined the lives of many men.
 

By the time he came to prepare Modern Times it seemed like Chaplin had changed his mind about the use of sound. In the Chaplin Archives there is a script which features dialogue for every scene in the film. The dialogue he had considered for his own character was nonsensical and humorous; however after a day of rehearsal Chaplin was dissatisfied about the results. Though the majority of the dialogue would be cut. Chaplin did proceed with sound effects and took great personal interest in their creation. For a scene involving flatulence, he enjoyed found a way to create the sound by blowing bubbles from a straw into a pail of water. The very fact that he was willing to experiment with sound showed an interesting evolution regarding his willingness to use newer technology. 

While Modern Times is mostly silent, there are very brief sequences of human sound. It is very interesting that the first words heard in a Chaplin film should come from the greedy and powerful boss of the factory where The Tramp works. “Quit stalling, get back to work!” Right from the start we get a sense of the power of sound and the downside of it. The fact that this sound, and many other authoritative sounds in this film is amplified by use of technology also shows Chaplin’s disgust for modern technology itself. 

The vile boss of the factory is obviously based on American industrialist Henry Ford (1863-1947) founder of the Ford Motor Company which created automobiles that the average American could afford to buy. He also had perfected the development of the assembly line and made it acceptable for many other companies to use it similarly. It was actually when Chaplin visited a Ford factory and met the dictator himself that his previous conversation with Gandhi rang true. In these factories men were treated poorly, they were worked like machines and were expected to work a continuously fast pace over long hours or be replaced by somebody who could work even harder. The Tramp’s nervous breakdown in the beginning of the film is not a scene of fiction, many factory workers of that era experienced similar emotional and physical breakdowns due to the extreme stresses that were present in the sinister factories.

Indeed this film is a true testament to Chaplin's ability to be both comedic and serious at the same time. He is a mature clown with a VERY important statement to make. Chaplin uses his film, like he has used many of his films, as a social critique.. This social critique is against technology and how it dehumanizes people. It is a powerful statement against both the rules and systems in place that prevent human progress. One has to wonder if this film was a statement regarding the advent of sound as well.  

The theme of Modern Times, which is essentially about the oppression of the individual by the industrial complex, can be simplified as the use of the individual for something other than what he/she has intended. Chaplin has a variety of jobs, none of which he can stand, but all of which he performs rather well. It’s rather interesting that every frustration in The Tramp’s life is caused by the workplace and other institutions. These institutions are supposedly created to help and satisfy, at least provide money for a decent meal. However, Tramp’s jobs seem to last less than a day, his job as a mechanic lasts precisely half a day. When his job is over he seems to accidently land himself in jail. 

When The Tramp is not working like a machine, he finds himself incarcerated. To be idle in a working society seems like impossibility, as if it’s against the law or as if idleness must take place in an institutional setting like a jail. An irony f this film is that even though idleness is discouraged, it seems like the workplace encourages it despite being created in order to enforce work ethic.
 
The world of Modern Times is unfortunately quite topsy turvy. It is where honesty is punished and dishonesty is rewarded. One example of this is early in the film when Tramp picks up a flag that has dropped on the ground; he picks it up and tries to give it back, but unwillingly becomes part of a protest that is violently interrupted by police. He is immediately arrested as a conspirator. The way Chaplin portrayed the police’s ferocity toward the protesters was not an invention of his own, this what was actually happening to protesters in the 30’s. An example of dishonesty being rewarded is seen during every successful acquisition of food. It’s as if basic survival was dependent on breaking the law and thus creating freedom from institutions.

The film shows Chaplin's strong dislike for the "system" Chaplin gets arrested three separate times in this film, sadly his life in jail is actually better than his life outside, where he constantly has to look for a job and listen to the dumb demands of his overbearing bosses .In the jail he is at least treated like a human being, instead of a number. The "criminals" of this film are easily sympathized with, since all they are doing is either stealing because they are hungry or protesting because they are job-less. However, the ending has a rather optimistic feel. You can succeed, but not if you are one of the sheep. Rebel against the system and don't be turned into a wage slave. Through great struggle there will be great triumph, as Chaplin and his lover walk off into the sunset, happy as they walk down the road to opportunity away from technology and the silliness of society's "rules".
              
 Modern Times would not be the last film which took place in a backwards world; Chaplin would soon turn his attention to the Nazi Regime which was slowly conquering Europe with great force. This doesn’t seem like a shocking move as he had strong hatred for authoritarian government in general ,  mostly because it was very dehumanizing, like the machines of Modern Times. His public statements made it clear that this was not simple publicity game; he hated fascism with a passion.

In some sense, Chaplin was completely right about technology being the end of civilization as we know it. If sound didn't advance as much as it did in the 30's, Adolf Hitler wouldn't be able to make such influential propaganda films. Triumph of the Will wouldn't have included Hitler's impassioned speeches & thus wouldn't be very effective. Hitler used sound technology to his advantage and as a result he brought the world to its knees. Luckily Chaplin eventually realized that he needed to fight sound with sound, and he made one of the most passionate speeches in all of film history with The Great Dictator.

 In conclusion, Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times is arguably more relevant now than it was when it was first shown in theaters. While technology can help mankind, it has assisted in restoring Chaplin's pictures and making them available to the public, it also has the ability to hurt mankind. More and more jobs are being taken over by technology and he advancement of technology has allowed more jobs to be located overseas, where people are willing to work like machines for low pay because there are fewer laws in place to help the average worker and it's better than nothing. The struggle to be human in the technological age is increasing at a rapid rate. Hopefully we can eventually get a hold of technology, before technology gets a hold of us. 

Praise it! 5/5

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Deconstructing Harry Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Deconstructing Harry
Year: 1997

Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English
Woody Allen's 1997 flick has been described by some critics as vulgar, smutty, profane, self-hating, self-justifying, self-involved, tasteless, bankrupt and desperate. Many wish Allen hadn't made the movie, as it's not normally the kind of project one could see the neurotic Jewish funny man making. Indeed it does have a lot of swearing and a lot of sex, but it rises far above shock value and becomes pure substance. Deconstructing Harry is Allen's most painful, and most revealing, picture to date.

Suffering from writer's block and eagerly awaiting his writing award, Harry Block,(Woody Allen) an unapologetic man who loves pills and whores, remembers events from his past and scenes from his best-selling books as characters, real and fictional, come back to haunt him.

Harry Block is no saint, he uses people and then borrows their life stories, as well as the stories about him using them for their life stories. This gets him in trouble, in one scene he is confronted by an angry woman with a gun who claims that he's a complete bastard. He is an atheistic self-hating Jew who has been through three wives, all of whom he cheated on, and six therapists. When going to his award ceremony nobody he loves will go with him, so he brings a prostitute named Cookie to accompany him. The storyline regarding a man revisiting his past while accepting an achievement is borrowed from Ingmar Bergman's Wild Strawberries, but the character seems to have come from a deep dark place in Allen's mind. I think that Harry Block is the best developed character Allen has ever written.

Even though Harry Block is a despicable man, Allen manages us to empathize with him. Is he really that awful, or does he just not know how to cope with life? All signs point to the latter. He is a man that doesn't know how to work relationships out, but he definitely knows how to write. Perhaps Deconstructing Harry is a semi-autobiographical work, it can't be mere coincidence that this work came out the year he married Soon Yi. This relationship was heavily scrutinized by the public and media, as Allen was 36 years older than her and it was looked upon as "step-father marries step-daughter" though she was never his legal step-daughter. Allen never wanted to become a role-model, infact he struggled with the public spotlight just as Harry Block does.

Despite being a pretty bleak film, it's manages to have a lot of funny moments. In one early scene Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Richard Benjamin are having adulterous sex, while also making sure nobody from outside catches their infidelity, then a blind grandmother unexpectedly walks in the room and manages to be completely oblivious to the shagging right in front of her. One of the greatest aspects of the picture is Allen's use of a recurring jump cut in all of the reality scenes to illustrate Harry's confusion and inability to cope with life. In a scene where he is speaking with a therapist, jump cuts are used to show his interrupted thought processes. Without using words or even actions, Allen can demonstrate how chaotic and messy Block's life is.

In conclusion, Deconstructing Harry is a remarkable confession. Allen exposes himself for all to see, yet also hides himself in a veil of entertainment and comedy. The content is far from lighthearted, and ultimately improves the film. Watch for several cameos from A-list actors, including Billy Crystal as Satan and Robin Williams as a man who is literally out of focus. I should mention the script, it's the greatest script Allen has ever written. Each line of dialogue feels natural and important. Praise it! 5/5

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Year: 1974
Director: Jun Fukuda
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese

When I was a child I distinctly remember that a Gojira (Godzilla) marathon was playing on television. The films included Godzilla vs. Destroyah, Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, King Kong vs. Godzilla and so forth. Even though they weren't exactly Oscar Winning material, they left quite an impression on me and were the first Japanese pictures I had seen. I remember Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla being my favourite of the films, so I re-watched it and plan to review it today.

Alien monkeys intend to take over the planet and just in case Godzilla tries to interfere they have built a mechanical version of him to put an end to his interference. The Earth humans summon the legendary King Ceasar to assist Godzilla in the battle. 

If you are looking for a masterful drama with a sweeping score and brilliant cinematography, then this is not the film for you. Though the tone is a bit more serious than the previous and future films of the Godzilla franchise, Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla is a "B" movie at heart and doesn't try to rise above that. The battles between Godzilla and Mechagodzilla are fast-paced and brutal, many thanks can be given to the decent, at least for early 70's, special effects which are among the best in the series. The score adds to both the cheesiness of the film and the importance of each battle.

Unfortunately many aspects of this Godzilla flick are awful even for "B" movie standards. The acting, with exception of a supporting role by Akihiko Hirata as Professor Miyajimi,  is horrendous. There is no real "plot" and all the non-monster scenes seem to drag and have no real significance. We don't care about espionage, we want to see a giant dinosaur fight! It's especially odd that Godzilla is now the savior of mankind, since in the original 1954 Japanese flick it was a metaphor for the end of humanity and the horror of the A-Bomb, but "logic" isn't supposed to be a strong point in this fantasy.

In conclusion, though Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla can't be categorized as "good" by any sane person's standards, it's just bad enough to be enjoyable without boring its viewers. This is a fun film to watch on a sad,sick or rainy day and can definitely get you thinking about making your own low budget monster film. This is also a lot more entertaining than that Rolan Emmerich disaster in 98'. 2.5/5

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Blade Runner Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Blade Runner
Year: 1982
Director: Ridley Scott
Country: US
Language: English
Throughout the late 70's to late 80's American actor Harrison Ford was unstoppable; appearing in classics like Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Blade Runner. All these pictures left a tremendous mark in American Cinema, but unfortunately effectively ended New Wave American film in the process. Perhaps the most enduring of Ford's flicks is Blade Runner; a gritty dystopian sci-fi that left us in awe.

In a cyberpunk vision of the future, man has developed the technology to create replicates, human clones used to serve in the colonies outside Earth but with fixed lifespans. In Los Angeles, 2019, Deckard (Harrison Ford) is a Blade Runner, a cop who specializes in terminating replicates. Originally in retirement, he is forced to re-enter the force when four replicates escape from an off-world colony 

Blade Runner is a true science fiction that relies on thoughts and ideas rather than bland action scenes involving space battles and futuristic samurai fights ripped off from Akira Kurosawa's library (I'm looking at you Star Wars!) Each intriguing character is a reflection of humanity, Deckard is a broken man, as he is the product of a broken society. This is a very Marxist picture at heart; we see the dehumanization of people through a society shaped by technological and capitalistic excess. We see their mutual enslavement and the relationship between owner and worker, creator and creation.

Ridley Scott's haunting depiction of a what might become of Los Angeles is shockingly possible. It captures elements of Noir with its urban atmosphere of decadence, lighting and characters that are shades of grey; they cannot possibly be defined in terms of good and evil. Considering this was made before the invention of CGI, the special effects are astounding, top notch for that era. Much of the set was used with models, this of course requires great creativity, patience and intelligence to pull off. The entire picture is a quest to answer the philosophical questions in life, Blade Runner demands discussion from the audience and the flick is better for it.

In conclusion, Blade Runner may not be the greatest or most intelligent sci-fi ever made, it still is fantastic and bold in vision. Though 2019 is steadily approaching, and it doesn't seem like our technology will match the film's, the themes of alienation and exploitation are increasingly present and seem like they will continue to grow. Perhaps eventually all mankind will become as existential as Deckard is. Praise it! 5/5


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Shoulder Arms Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Shoulder Arms
Year: 1918

Director: Charles Chaplin
Country: US
Language: English


When Charles Chaplin created his iconic character,The Tramp, in 1914 during a Keystone Film Company picture called Kid Auto Races at Venice, he had no idea that it would create an enormous amount of controversy throughout his career. Though at the time his political beliefs were faint, he eventually evolved into a political figure. Slowly his films would dissect society & in 1940 he would attempt to take down the Nazi Regime himself with The Great Dictator. However before he made his World War Two picture, his comedic answer to World War One had already been seen worldwide.

In Shoulder Arms, The Tramp is a boot camp private who has a dream of being a hero and goes on a daring mission behind enemy lines in hopes of becoming one. There's just one problem; it's World War One, one of the deadliest wars in the history of mankind.

Many in Hollywood were nervous about the fact that one of their most famous peers was going to tackle the subject of WWI, at the time called the "war to end all wars". The returning soldiers, who were mortified by the horrors they saw in the trenches, knew that the war was no laughing matter. It significantly altered the mood of the world entire, but Chaplin knew of no boundaries. If he could make a comedy out of the tragic life of an immigrant in The Immigrant (1917) why would he think he was incapable of making a comedy out of another tragedy? This is an impressive achievement, though technically a propaganda picture, it's also a seamless blend of humor, wit, suspense and social commentary packed within an 36 minute running time.

Chaplin's war comedy specializes in surreal and and exaggerated set pieces which act as a demonstration of impressive creativity and masterful composition.  In one scene, the soldier dresses up as a tree and actually fools the German soldiers, knocking them out with his big branch arms whenever they get too close. Chaplin hits the perfect balance between humor and substance, helping us to sympathize with those who bore the burdens of the war, without ever becoming too sentimental. Unfortunately Shoulder Arms hit American theaters after the waring countries reached Armistice, so it could not help boost war morale, but it did assist in healing the emotional wounds of returning soldiers. 

In conclusion, Shoulder Arms is a remarkable picture that will continue to be enjoyed centuries from now. The gags are timeless and overall the amplify the folly of going to war. Unfortunately Britain wasn't too happy with Chaplin making this picture in America, when he could have been assisting with his home country, but they eventually forgave him. Praise it! 5/5

Certified Copy Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Certified Copy
Year: 2010
Director: Abbas Kiarostami
Country: France
Language: French
I first saw Abbas Kiarostami's Certified Copy on Netflix in early 2011. Needless to say that I was absolutely blown away by how creative, original and just absurd it was. Of course Kiarostami has always been an interesting filmmaker, his 1990 film Close-Up made us question reality itself and made him into a thinking man's Director. He has made many great flicks since then, but none as remarkable as his 2010 masterpiece.

At the start of the film James Miller (William Shimell) has just written a book on the value of a copy versus the original work of art. At a book reading, a woman (Juliet Binoche) gives him her address, and the next day they meet and take a country-side drive to a local Italian village. Here, they discuss various works of art found in the town, and also the nature of their relationship, which gets stranger as the day progresses.

Certified Copy is an examination of a relationship in terms of reality and perception. A conversation examining the value of copies within our lives. The couple continually discuss the value of a copy vs an original, then a waitress mistakes them for newlyweds and they decide to play along. However as the day progresses this game gets out of hand, they start acting like they've been married for 15 years. The picture stops being somewhat of a romantic comedy and starts becoming Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


What is the reality in this picture? Have they been married for 15 years and were just acting like they just met at the beginning? Are they just copying what they see in traditional marriage? Is their world a movie within a movie? Perhaps years have passed subtly and Kiarostami didn't wish to edit the picture as if time has gone by. Art is interpretation, and there are hundreds of ways to interpret what this film is about. Abbas Kiarostami is not a European, he is from Iran, but with his masterful film-making skills he is able to make a certified copy of the European Art Film we are used to seeing.

In conclusion, Certified Copy is an extremely fun film to watch and will have you in deep thought throughout the running time. I have seen it 5 times already and cannot get enough of it. Brilliant dialogue and great acting are the driving force the picture, could a better script have been made? Not a chance. Praise it! 5/5

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Zelig Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Zelig
Year: 1983
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English


On my quest to watch every Woody Allen film made so far I have stumbled upon many fantastic movies. His most recent work, Blue Jasmine, is a sensational masterpiece that plays out like a modern version of A Streetcar Named Desire. Of course every fan of his knows Annie Hall (1977) and Manhattan (1979), his most acclaimed pictures, though only a fraction of those have seen Zelig (1983). I saw it yesterday and can say without a doubt that it's one of the most underrated Allen flicks in his repertoire.

Zelig is a fictional documentary about the life of human chameleon Leonard Zelig, a man who becomes a celebrity in the 1920s due to his ability to look and act like whoever is around him. Clever editing places Zelig in real newsreel footage of Woodrow Wilson, Babe Ruth, and others.

A decade before Forrest Gump found its main character at the center of important historical American events, the neurotic Woody Allen created this mad-cap mocumentary about a man who is equally, if not more, strange than him. Making this picture well before GGI, the process of aging film and manipulating photos to make it seem as if Zelig were there was painstakingly difficult. The production decided to also use actual lenses, cameras and sound equipment from the 1920s, and used the exact same lighting that would have been done. In addition the exposed negatives would be stomped on in the shower  by Gordon Willis.

During the time it took to complete Zelig, Woody Allen had completed two other feature films; A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982) and Broadway Summer Rose (1984) A ridiculous amount of attention was given to Zelig and as a result Allen created another masterpiece. The 20's in this picture looks much more authentic than even the 20's in 2011's Oscar Winning The Artist. In addition to being technically well made, it's also hilarious. In one scene we observe Zelig at Hitler's rally, causing a commotion, in another we see the incredibly dramatized, and falsified, version of Zelig at Hitler's rally as depicted in a biographical picture. His lover then says "how we met was nothing like what we had seen in the movie!"

In conclusion, Leonard Zelig is a fascinatingly complex individual despite being 100% fiction. Woody Allen's project was certainly ambitious, it took much more time than he thought it would, but it was definitely worth it. There are no other films like this, most mockumentaries do not have Allen's insane attention to detail. Praise it! 5/5

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Ucho (The Ear) Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Ucho (The Ear)
Year: 1970
Director: Karel Kachyna

Country: Czechoslovakia
Language: Czech 
Although made in 1970, Ucho would be censored and banned by the Czechoslovakian government for nearly 20 years, only seeing a major theatrical release when the iron curtain of the USSR came crumbling down. It has been widely regarded as a masterpiece of the Czech New Wave, but unfortunately a lack of wide release has made this film obscure in the 21st Century, this seems to have happened to a lot of Czech pictures. Thankfully I was able to watch it on Hulu, and can now give it a proper review. 

After a lavish Government party a husband named Ludvik (Radoslav Brzobohatý), who is a senior ministry official, and his wife named Anna (Jirina Bohdalová) find their house is riddled with listening devices put there by his own ministry. A harrowing night follows, which is full of doubt, fear and the possibility of being assassinated, 

Karel Kachyna's Ucho is very much a combination of George Orwell's 1984 and Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf? Set in the height of Czech suppression circa 1970 and even filmed amidst Gustav Husak’s political purges and brutal “renormalization" it is a paranoid thriller where nobody is safe at any moment. Sobering to the danger at hand, Anna helps her husband burn his months of hard work, but soon lapses back into anger and resentment. They bicker and argue, hurting each other, but the couple always seem united when realizing they're up against the government. 

The ending, which I won't spoil for you, would be almost comical if the picture wasn't a nightmare-ish version of the communist regime. Even hope, and the possibility of a bright future, seems like a perverted mind game set up by the government. The film is not linear, rather frequent flashbacks revert to the party earlier in the evening as Ludvik wracks his memory for hidden meanings in the gay frivolities and social niceties. The contrast between the remarkable white walls of the party and the couple's now completely dark house helps increase the reality of their desperate situation.

In conclusion, Ucho is an atmospheric psychological thriller that perfectly captures the mind of the average Czechoslovakian during the era of the Soviet Union's Iron Curtain. It is a film noir mixed with domestic melodrama with a load of history in-between. The cinematography is remarkable and the acting could not be better. Hopefully this will eventually get a home video release in North America. Praise it! 5/5

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Captain Phillips Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Captain Phillips
Year: 2013
Director: Paul Greengrass
Country: US
Language: English
Tom Hanks’ name is synonymous with great American acting. Throughout his 33-year career the man has acted in a few videogames, a handful of television shows and over 50 feature length films. He has won 69 awards, 2 of which were Best Actor Oscars. With his performance as the title character in Captain Phillips he looks to nab a third.

Based on a true story, Captain Phillips is an emotional rollercoaster centering on the 2009 hijacking of a U.S. container ship called Maersk Alabama. The hijackers are a crew of Somali pirates who also take the Alabama’s captain hostage.

Captain Phillips is the best pirate movie since (thinks very hard) Muppet Treasure Island? Admittedly the pirate genre has been flat as the prairie genre of film. The picture is structured like a conventional Hollywood movie, but at the same time it feels more mature. The Somali pirates aren’t savages with intense blood lust; they are malnourished humans who just want their basic rights met. Phillips isn’t a fearless action hero; he’s a fragile man who just wants to come out of this situation alive.

The film has the same amount of intensity as Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty- it’s a pulse-pounding and nerve wracking machine, and unless you are familiar with the story you will never guess how it ends. Henry Jackman’s score reflects the chaos that is brought upon by the pirates and is the main reason for why the picture is so gripping. Surprisingly, Hanks seems to play a secondary role, though his acting is great it is mostly reactionary, the real standout performance is by Barkhad Abdi as the chilling Somalian leader. Captain Phillips is not perfect, it does have some pacing issues towards the middle of the film, but it is well worth the price of admission.

In conclusion, though it is "based on a true story" I highly doubt you will get an accurate depiction of the real-life events. Expect great entertainment and an unusual morality scale for mainstream Hollywood, but don't assume it will blow you away. Captain Phillips is great, but far from the greatest of 2013. 3.5/5

Blue is the Warmest Colour Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Blue is the Warmest Color
Year: 2013
Director: Abdellatif Kechiche
Country: France
Language: French
Unfortunately Blue is the Warmest Color will likely not be hitting your local theatre anytime soon because it has been hit by the dreaded NC-17, which means limited screenings across North America.Why has the MPAA bestowed it with such a rating? Because of the many sex scenes in the picture. However the sex is honest and beautiful, is integral to the picture. How Blue gets this rating while the Saw movies received an R is beyond me. I think it's an attempt to silence the LGBTT community of Cinema.

The film stars Lea Seydoux as a woman named Adele. Her life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire, to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adele grows, seeks herself, loses herself, finds herself. 

Despite the film being 3 hours long, it actually seems pretty short for the subject matter. There are countess films about falling in love, but few try to make an honest attempt at portraying what love really is. There is no cheap sentimentality, ridiculous coincidences or cutesy attempts at being funny. Blue is the Warmest Color catches the universality of love and maintaining strong relationships, The sexual realization of Adele is perfectly shown in the movie and the picture's dedication to growing the character is remarkable.

The character's feel like real people and the script is so fluid that you forget you're watching a film. Though there is struggle and heartache, the true moments of love make you wish that you had a relationship as good as Adele and Emma's. Blue makes it so this relationship is actually possible if you wish to go out and get it,unlike the relationships portrayed in so many Meg Ryan flicks. Some might call the long sex scenes excessive, I call them absolutely necessary.

In conclusion, if you can only see one picture in 2013 make it this one. It is a remarkable technical and humane achievement that will surely stand the test of time. Those who oppose same sex coupling will change their minds after this flick, or look like terrible people. Praise it! 5/5

The Ruling Class Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: The Ruling Class
Year: 1972
Director: Peter Medak
Country: UK
Language: English 
Move over Monty Python! The Ruling Class offers a satire of the bourgeoisie and religion that is arguably better, and more obscure, than Life of Brian (1979). Best of all it has Peter O' Toole, Oscar snubbed actor of Lawrence of Arabia (1962) and The Lion In Winter (1968). He plays both God and Jack the Ripper and is absolutely stunning. Only he could pull off this mad performance.

The film begins when a member of the House of Lords dies in a shockingly silly way, leaving his estate to his son, Jack Gurney. Unfortunately, his son is insane: he thinks he is Jesus Christ. The other somewhat-more respectable members of their family plot to steal the estate from him. Murder and mayhem ensues.

"How do I know I am Christ? Because I find myself talking to myself when I want to talk to God, therefore I must be him" The film's dialogue perfectly captures how ridiculous  Jack Gurney is, all the while never trying too hard to be funny. The picture has everything; random musical numbers, beautiful costumes, romance, jealousy, insanity, melodrama, dark comedy, opera and openly mocks the aristocracy. There is even a scene which includes another insane man who thinks he is "lightning jesus" trying to convince Gurney that he is the true Christ. Yes it's blasphemous, but I love it.

In addition to being completely off the wall, The Ruling Class challenges our belief systems and our trust in the upper class. It's a statement about the dangers of excessive self-repression, as well as the lunacy involved in making Gods of ourselves due to inflated ego. Essentially only following the social mores and folkways of society forces us to not be our true selves and thus become  monsters created by a flawed fragile society.

In conclusion, The Ruling Class is an energetic and entertaining film that has a lot to offer in regards to powerful themes and messages of morality. It's beyond ridiculous, but that's the appeal of it, it needs to be schizophrenic and wild in order to work. I will definitely be watching this a few more times. Praise it! 5/5

Friday, December 6, 2013

Out of the Furnace Review- By Michael Carlisle

 Title: Out of the Furnace
Year: 2013
Director: Scott Cooper
Country: US
Language: English


The trailer for Out of the Furnace promises us to get ready for an incredible tale of revenge, the likes of which cinematic history has never experienced. It's the sordid tale that Quentin Tarantino dreams about writing, the type of film that captures our hearts and our minds. Unfortunately, as per usual, the trailer lies and what we get is only 20 minutes of revenge, and 90+ minutes of pacing clusterfunk.

Russell and his younger brother Rodney live in the economically-depressed Rust Belt, and have always dreamed of escaping and finding better lives. But when a cruel twist of fate lands Russell in prison his brother is lured into one of the most violent and ruthless crime rings in the Northeast - a mistake that will almost cost him everything. Once released Russell must choose between freedom or finding his brother.

Out of the Furnace desperately tries to mimic Michael Cimino's The Deer Hunter but hits all the wrong notes. For instance, it has none of the sense of urgency and dramatic tension Deer Hunter had. The film spends a lot of time establishing and developing the main characters, and while this wouldn't be a problem for most films, it definitely is a problem for this film. The pace is too slow for a thriller and is not able to psychologically grip us.

When it does pickup the pace, during the "revenge" part of the picture, it is far too fast. The criminal showdown feels like the cliche action picture starring Stallone rather than a deliberate methodical movie, like it spent the last hour trying to be, It's unfortunate that the Director neither embraced the arthouse or mainstream way and ended up with a Frankenstein monster, made of parts from both but not fully functional.

In conclusion, Out of the Furnace was not the experience I expected, in a bad way. It had all the potential to be a gritty classic, but failed on almost every level. The dialogue could be great, but it doesn't merge with the story coherently. Also, Christian Bale's performance is the anti-christ of good acting. Piss on it! 2/5

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2013

The year 2013 is almost over and it's about the time critics and cinephiles start to shell out their "top ten" lists. This year is different from the previous ones, because I have technically become a professional published film critic and made it my duty to see over 50 films that have been released. Some, like Riddick and Smurfs 2, were absolutely dreadful but there were many that were absolutely outstanding. So here are the following top ten. Reasons will be given in point form, individual reviews will be written at a later date. 
(Frances Ha made #11)


10. Target Practice (No Photo)

- Incredible story regarding growing pains


- Great Acting

- An obscure Canadian flick


9. Before Midnight
 - Well written and captivating

- Last installment of Richard Linklater's brilliant "before" trilogy



8. Like Father, Like Son 

- Another remarkable Kore-eda Hirokazu picture

-Avoids easy sentimentalism with rich relationships



7. Blue Jasmine 

-Woody Allen masterpiece

- Modern version of "A Streetcar Named Desire" with a pinch of comedy



6. Jeune et Jolie

-Perhaps Francois Ozon's greatest picture to date


 
5. Le Passe

- Asghar Farhadi's magnificent follow up to the Oscar Winning film The Separation, this deals with even more complex themes.



4. Blue is the Warmest Color
 -Stunning depiction of a woman discovering her sexual identity

-Only this year could Blue be at #4, it's a strong contender for best of the decade
 
 
3. The Dance of Reality

-Alejandro Jodorowsky's latest work, the last one he made was The Rainbow Thief in 1990!


 

2. 12 Years A Slave

-Latest Michael Fassbinder/Steve McQueen collaboration

-The "Passion of the Christ" of slavery movies

 
 1. The Great Beauty 

- The closest any film-maker will get to Federico Fellini in the 21st Century

- Surreal, magical and tragic