The Good, The Bad and The Critic

Established on March 19th, 2012 and pioneered by film fanatic Michael J. Carlisle. The Good, The Bad and The Critic will analyze classic and contemporary films from all corners of the globe. This title references Sergei Leone's influential spaghetti western The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Blue Jasmine Review- By Michael Carlisle



Title: Blue Jasmine
Year: 2013
Director: Woody Allen
Country: US
Language: English 
 
At the astonishing age of 77 legendary American Director Woody Allen still manages to write and direct at least one feature film every year. Unfortunately some, like last year’s To Rome With Love, are misses. However, occasionally he does manage to produce a hit with audiences and critics alike, a prime example being 2011’s Midnight in Paris. His latest film, Blue Jasmine, appears to be given strong praise by the public, in-fact many consider it to be Grandpa Allen’s newest masterpiece.


Starring Cate Blanchette (Curious Case of Benjamin Button) and Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), senior Allen’s latest picture is essentially a modern adaptation of Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire. The film starts with a life crisis, which causes a mean spirited socialite named Jasmine to head to San Francisco. There she reconnects with her sister Ginger (Sally Hawkins), bringing old troubles along with her.


Do you remember Bette Davis’ immortal line in the classic All About Eve? “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night” If the great actress had lived to see the premiere of Blue jasmine, she would have likely said the same about this film. The main character Jasmine, played by the extremely talented Cate Blanchette, is rotten to the core. She’s more neurotic than any character Allen has played and is full of sociopathic tendencies. Her psychological meltdown is epic and incredibly disturbing; though we may have met people who are similar, none match the woman’s intensity


Blue Jasmine is a metaphor for the current American consumer culture. Woody intends to expose our own lack of self-responsibility and integrity within the character of Jasmine. The director is holding a mirror up to our faces and shouting “this is what is wrong with us!”  Like Jasmine we try our best effort to look away from our misdeeds, like the financial meltdown of 2008, but the past, if not dealt with properly, will always come crawling back.


In conclusion, Blue Jasmine has an all-around impressive cast. Even Andrew Dice Clay, who is usually known as being an offensive assface, has the power to make you weep like a baby with his serious acting abilities. The dialogue is fresh and sometimes witty, perfectly blending comedy with tragedy. This film is definitely an Oscar contender, if it isn’t nominated for Best Picture I will be absolutely shocked. Praise it! 4/5

Le Million Review- By Michael Carlisle

Title: Le Million
Year: 1931
Director: Rene Clair
Country: France
Language: French 
 
Rene Clair is a master in French comedy, even proving himself to be an asset in English film with his 1942 classic I Married A Witch. He is profound, having an influence over almost every comedian who has ever graced the screen, including the legendary Charlie Chaplin. A decade before he made the Veronika Lake picture, Clair decided to astound audiences with the musical known as Le Million. It would certainly leave its mark as one of Cinema's greatest assets.

Starring Annabella and Rene Lefevre, Le Million is about a man named Michel, a Parisian artist, is being hounded by numerous impatient creditors. Suddenly, Michel learns that he holds the winning ticket in the Dutch Lottery, but when he goes to retrieve the ticket from the pocket of his jacket, he finds that his fiance BĂ©atrice has given the jacket to a stranger who was in need. Now everyone has a keen interest in finding that jacket.

If Le Million reminds you of the classic It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) then it should; for even decades after its release it continued to inspire Directors all over the world to make comedies about the desperate search for lost treasure. Clair's film is witty, romantic and full of songs that I could sing all day, if I only knew how to speak French. The use of cheery music in an expressive way to indicate goals or change of emotion would influence the Mar Brothers in the making of their most celebrated piece Duck Soup.

With this film, Clair gives Paris a magical fairytale like atmosphere; nothing is certain, yet nothing is impossible and miracles happen every second. Each character, even the devilish creditors, are wacky and fun. It's comical moments are slowly build up and when released are absolutely hysterical. Le Million has beautiful transitions from silence to sound, and then back again. Both work fluently and add to heighten the director's creativity. Clair's cinematography is ravishing; he allows his camera to swoop over the roofs of Paris, like a majestic bird.

In conclusion, though his later films like were great, it's Le Million that is Clair's magnum opus. The picture has all the charm of Charlie Chaplin, all the wit of Groucho Marx and all the exuberance of the classic American musical. This is a type of film that just isn't made anymore and will likely never be made again. If you wish to be left in awe at a masterpiece, then check out this movie. Praise it! 5/5

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2003

Though 2003 was a decade ago, many of the films are fresh in our minds. Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, the last part of his Lord of The Rings, trilogy swept the Academy awards, winning every award that it was nominated for. Bill Murray struck gold when he acted in Sophia Coppola's Lost in Translation and Gus Van Sant haunted us with his spellbinding and heartbreaking Elephant, based on the Columbine school shootings. Here are the top ten of 2003, reasons will be in point form.

10. Finding Nemo

- Fun animated film that can be re watched over and over, without getting dull

- Highlights the stages of grief


9. Goodbye Lenin!


- Hilarious comedy involving memory loss, the USSR, West and East Germany

-Fun and thought-provoking. A great movie to get yourself lost in



8. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

- The set design

- The score

- The end

7. Kill Bill Vol 1

-Revenge fantasy at its finest

- The last great/good Tarantino film

- Shocking violence, remarkably choreographed

- East meets West

6. Cowards Bend the Knee

- Another brilliant experiment in Canadian expressionism by Guy Maddin

-Funny, weird and unsettling. It's hard to not be moved by this film


5. Dogville

- A brilliantly constructed part of Lars Von Triers Golden Hearts Trilogy

-Nicole Kidman in perhaps her best role

-Observations about Humanity and America itself


4. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter...and Spring

- One of the closest films that most resembles a poem

- Touching and humane



3. Lost in Translation

-Bill Murray's greatest performance

-Sophia Coppola's best film as a director

  

2. The Five Obstructions

- A wonderfully constructed documentary which is a bit hard to explain. One must see the film many times to fully appreciate it



1. Dying at Grace

-Slow heartbreaking Canadian film about patients who are dying at Toronto's Grace Hospital

Monday, August 19, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2004

If the Academy Awards for 2004 were any indication of the quality of films released that year, then one might say they were extremely disappointing. Luckily not all movies released that year were on the level of Crash. Some were extraordinary. They had the ability to capture our hearts and imaginations. Even the Harry Potter movie that came out that year (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) wasn't terrible. So here are my top ten of 2004, reasons will be in point form.


10. Shaun of the Dead

 - Incredibly funny satire of the Zombie Genre

- Sneaky foreshadowing at the beginning of the Film

-Hilarious original scenes

9. The Saddest Music in the World

 - Directed by Guy Maddin and starring Isabella Rossellini

-Weird Canadian film that transcends all genres 


8. Kill Bill Volume 2

- Extremely violent yet incredibly fun to watch

-Brilliantly choreographed fight scenes that have you wanting more

-Unusual Tarantino-esque humor 

7. Primer

- A complex self-reflective time travel movie

-Deliberately slow paced, which is quite unusual since most time travel movies are fast and wacky

6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

- Thought-provoking film about letting go of lost lost

-Many Science fiction aspects

-Great acting if you remove Dunst

5. Hotel Rwanda

- Heartbreaking yet incredibly inspiring

-Human decency in the face of great evil and chaos 

-Don Cheadle's acting is surprisingly phenomenal


4. Maria Full of Grace

- Disturbing and incredibly sad, yet a thought provoking tale that will question your morality

-Melancholic score that sets the mood of the entire film


3. Moolaade

-Empowering political feminist film that will encourage the viewer to become a stronger person

- Powerful. The film will hit you with the force of a 10RM Earthquake 

2. 2046

 -Very well crafter flick by Wong Kar-wai

- A masterpiece with flawless dialogue

1. Passion of the Christ

-The most controversial and heavily debated movie of the decade

-Brutal. Unlike all the other Jesus films, this portrays the real suffering one goes through when being crucified by the state

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2009


2009 was an interesting year for film. On one hand instant classics like the terrifying Antichrist were made, on the other a glorified CGI version of Ferngully, known as Avatar, became a sensation; eventually making the biggest gross of all time (not adjusting inflation). I'm not sure what to make of this year in film; it was a bit of a disappointment, but there were some films which made it very exciting. Here are the top ten which I consider "best". Reasons will be made in point form.

 
10. Life During Wartime

 - Pee Wee Herman as a ghost of a suicidal man

- Strange dark humour

- A depiction of American life post 9/11

-Odd yet wonderful actors


9. This Is It

 - Extremely wonderful editing which makes 100 or so rehearsals look like a full concert

-Obviously great music

- The last time you'll see Michael Jackson perform


8. Moon

 - Crazy sci-fi that will have you thinking long after the movie is finished

- Directed by Duncan Jones, son of David Jones aka David Bowie





7. Fish Tank

- Great melodrama

-Intense coming of age story

-Impressive script with marvelous dialogue and wonderful acting

- Gives Pulp Fiction and Scarface a run for its money in terms of brutal language and shocking characters






6. Sin Nombre

-Perhaps the third best Mexican film of the 21st Century (First being Y Tu Mama Tambien, second being The Devil's Backbone)


5. Mother

-Shocking melodrama/mystery/ thriller

-Pulse pounding and tear jerking



4. Antichrist

- Not for the weak of heart

-A controversial film which landed Lars Von Trier in hot water

- Brutal opening slow motion scene

3. Broken Embraces

-Complex themes of passion, obsession, wealth, desire, jealousy, guilt, family and creativity

-Director Pedro Almodovar's greatest work

- Great mix of comedy and drama

  
2. The White Ribbon

- Winner of "Best Foreign Language" Oscar at the academy awards

- Outstanding cinematography



1. White Material

- A battle of the sexes and races

- An image of a torn country and a woman who is rejected by her home

-Strong statements about the dehumanizing effects of war

-Shocking, yet realistic

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2010


Though 2010 was three years ago, we were still sober enough to remember a few great films that stuck with us that year. Some were shocked by Black Swan, others were humbled by Toy Story 3. I didn't actually watch any films except Toy Story 3 that year in theaters, most of the films on the list I saw a year later. The film of 2010 was a great introduction of thing to come. My #1 pick for greatest film already has a brilliant Criterion Collection release, so go buy it while you still can. Reasons will be made in point form.

10. Scott Pilgrim vs The World

- It's not the most entertaining or well made film, but it has a visually unique look to it.

-The use of special effects is quite amazing.

- Quirky film that will please lovers of videogames and comic books.
9. Beginners

- Christopher Plummer has an amazing performance as a dying gay man

-Ewan McGregor is more charming that he usually is, which says a lot


8. Tabloid

- Fun documentary

-Weird Story with even stranger subjects

- Just when you think the film has hit its strange peak, it takes the odd up a notch

-Mormonism, abduction, lies, insanity!


7. Submarine

-Woody Allen meets Monty Python

-A really cute romantic comedy from the UK

-Growing up is complicated, but so is trying to get a girlfriend



 6. Meek's Cutoff

- Modern melodramatic Western period piece

- Not the typical image of the Old West

-Painstaking detail and excellent cinematography

5. Tiny Furniture

- Depiction of the 20yr old crisis and the transition between leaving childhood and entering adulthood

-Depiction of the frustration of knowing what you want, but not knowing how to get it.

-Modern female version of The Graduate, without all the cougars.
4. Poetry

-Slow paced and delicate

-Grabs you when you least expect it

-Tearjerker

-Powerful and incredibly thought provoking ending
3. Black Swan

-Themes regarding the dark side of obsession, perfection, ambition and desire

-Ballet ain't just for little girls anymore

- Even the lesbian scene is terrifying

 2. Mysteries of Lisbon

- Perhaps the best modern period piece.

-An unpredictable film that will have you guessing until the very end.


1. Certified Copy

-Directed by Abbas Kiarostami and starring Juliet Binoche

- A deep puzzle

-An open ended relationship film that uses emotion in a very unique way

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Top Ten Films of 2011


Though 2011 was two years ago, it was a memorable time in the History of Cinema, A modern silent B/W French film known as The Artist won Best Picture at the Academy Awards. Film historians and snooty French types went wild with joy. I have seen about 50 films from that year and reviewed over 20. 2011 was truly remarkable, full of films that paid tribute to the great Art. My #1 pick for greatest film of 2011 already has an incredible Criterion Collection release, so go pick it up while you still can. Reasons will be made in point form.
 10. Redemption of General Butt Naked

 -Deep exploration into themes regarding forgiveness, mercy, redemption, death and justice.

-Will have you questioning your morals long after the film is over

 9. Pina

-Directed by Wim Wenders

- Fantastic tribute to Pina Bausch

- Fascinating dive into the art of dance

- Unusually made documentary




 8. Shame

- Directed by black Director Steve McQueen

- Disturbing yet powerful

- Themes regarding sexual guilt, shame and addiction

-Marvelous acting by Fassbinder


7. An African Election

- Interesting documentary about the political process of an African Elecion.

-Unlike a North American election, this is anything but boring.

6. Tree of Life

- Polarizing. After seeing it three times I still can't figure out whether I love it or hate it.

-Truly a unique vision that needs to be watched and re-watched.

5. A Separation

-Another political film, but this is about a marriage in Iran

-When this won the "Best Foreign Language" Oscar, the state declared a "victory over Israel". However the Director completely disagrees.


  4. This Is Not A Film

 -A political documentary about the deprivations in Iranian cinema

-Incredibly thought provoking


 3. Martha Marcy May Marlene

- Accurate depictions of cult and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

-Brilliant acting by Elizabeth Olsen, sister of the famous Olsen Twins.


2. Midnight In Paris

-Directed by Woody Allen. Even as a senoir he knows how to make a great film.

-Time travel!

- A great use of Owen Wilson's skills
1. Le Havre

-A trip back to the magical French Cinema of the 30's and 40's 

- Hilarious dead pan humour

-Heartwarming tale that incites the audience to become better people, without being preachy